Sexy-Deece Aztec Hot Chocolate

Ingredients

10 oz chocolate milk

1 pinch red-pepper flakes

2 sprinklings dark chili powder

2 dashes cayenne pepper

1 wink all-spice

1 tussle ground cloves

1 tickle nutmeg

1 spank cinnamon

5 finger-globs honey mustard

1 finger-glob honey

1 finger-glob Deece custard

½ oz water

Utensils

1 white mug

1 spoon

Preparation

Squirt 10 oz chocolate milk into 1 white mug. Add 1 pinch red-pepper flakes, 1 sprinkling dark chili powder, 2 dashes cayenne pepper, 1 wink all-spice, 1 tussle ground cloves, 1 tickle nutmeg, and 1 spank cinnamon. Draw a picture of Quetzalcoatl on your belly with 5 finger-globs honey mustard. Place the white mug in the microwave, and heat for 1 minute and 45 seconds. Lick the honey mustard off of your fingers. Remove the white mug from the microwave. Draw a sun on your right cheek with 1 finger-glob honey, and draw a moon on your left cheek with 1 finger-glob Deece custard. Allow the Sexy-Deece Aztec Hot Chocolate to cool for approximately 1 minute and 32 seconds. Prostrate yourself before a window—east-facing if it is morning, west-facing if it is evening. Enjoy your Sexy-Deece Aztec Hot Chocolate. Lick your fingers again. Mix 1 sprinkling dark chili powder with ½ oz water in the bottom of the white mug, and spread the mixture across your upper and lower lip. Press your powdered lips against 1 Deece comment-card, fold the Deece comment-card, and place it in the Deece comment-card box.

Rating: Looks Deecegusting, but it's quite Deecent, really.