Ingredients:
One part wholesomely delicious cranberry juice (from the juice machine)
One part wholesomely delectable apple juice (from the juice machine)
One part seltzer water (from when you push the 'seltzer' button on the soda machine)
Pineapple for garnish (from the place where they sometimes keep fruit...well, basically just melon and jello, next to the place with the cream cheese)
Preparation:
It's saturday morning, and you and your friends are slowly piecing together what happened last night when it dawns on you, maybe you'd be better off with a mocktail one of these days. Then you wouldn't have to worry about those texts you accidentally sent last night, or that girl you accidentally __ last night. So...
-Grab a glass* and fill it 2/3 of the way up with Crap Juice (cran-apple)
-Add seltzer to fill the glass
-Garnish with a piece ofDeece fruit cocktail (pineapple or peaches or melon)
-Gulp it down and feel the sweet tasty tangy innocence flow down your throat!
Rating: Deecequenching/Refreshdeecing
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